Who loved tractors. He lived in the countryside and his father had one. He had tractors post all over his walls, and his dream was to own one in the future.
Fast forward 20 years, he is married to a beautiful woman, and has a tractor.
One day however something horrible happens: his wife gets run over by the tractor.
The man then decides to sell the tractor, tear up his posters and promises himself to never think about it again.
After a year the man starts dating again, and goes to nice bar to meet a lovely woman.
The date is going well, he feels happy, however something completely unexpected happens: a smoke machine breaks, and the whole bar gets filled with smoke.
He says to the woman "don't worry, I got this", sucks all of the smoke into his lungs, goes outside and releases it.
The whole bar cheers for him, and the woman too. "How have you done that?" she asks.
And the man says "I'm an extractor fan".
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