So I started having sex with my wife on New Year’s Eve.

Things got heavy and started at 11:59. We finished up and saw that the clock read 12:01. My wife rolled over in frustration and let out a big sigh.

So I turned and looked at her and said,

“I’ve been fucking you since last year! What more do you want?”

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