A guy goes into a Houston bar with a Dachshund under his arm. The dog is decked out in a Texans jersey and helmet and is festooned with Texans pompoms.
The bartender says, "Hey! No pets allowed in here!" The guy begs him, "Please we're both big Texans fans and the TV at my house is broken. We're really desperate." After securing a promise that the dog will behave and both the dog and the owner will be thrown out if there's any trouble, the bartender relents and lets the two stay.
The game opens with the Texans receiving the kickoff and marching down to the 30 and kicking a field goal. The dog immediately goes up and down the bar giving high fives to everyone.
The bartender says, "Wow that's amazing. What does he do when they score a touchdown?" "I don't know yet," the guy says, "I've only had him for 4 years."
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