Two guys in an insane asylum are up for parole

The first guy goes into see the commitee, and they ask him some questions.

C: "Who discovered America?"

IG1: "Christopher Columbus."

C: "How long ago was that?"

IG1: "Around three hundred years..."

C: "Do aliens exist?"

IG1: "It's possible, but there's no proof."

He goes back outside and says to the other insane guy "It's easy, you just answer 'Christopher Columbus', 'Around three hundred years', and 'It's possible, but there's no proof'.

So the other guy goes in, and the questions begin.

C: "What's your name?"

IG2: "Christopher Columbus."

C (incredulously): "How old are you?"

IG2 (with conviction): "Around three hundred years."

C: "Are you *insane*?"

IG2: "It's possible, but there's no proof."

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