Monday, September 20, 2021

An elderly couple are lying in bed

The old woman says: my eyes are failing, I can hardly hear a thing, so I just don’t pick up on your signals any more. So if you want to have sex, squeeze my boob once. And you don’t want to have sex, squeeze my boob twice.

The old man replies: my eyes are failing, I can hardly hear a thing, so I also don’t pick up on your signals any more. So if you want to have sex, pull my dick once. And if you don’t want to have sex, pull my dick 200 times.

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