He had a wooden leg, an eye patch and a hook for a hand.
The bartender was curious.
"How did you get that wooden leg?" he asked.
The pirate took a swig of ale. "'Twas a terrible sea battle."
"I stood bravely other deck, directly facing 12 cannons."
"All they managed to hit was my leg."
The bartender said "What about your hook?"
The pirate took another long swig.
"Arrrr, twas the day the British navy caught me."
"They tied me to the mast, but I managed to escape by gnawing my own hand off."
The bartender was growing sceptical by now......
"OK go on then..... tell me - how did you get that eyepatch then?"
The pirate took another swig.
"T'was a mutiny."
"Me own crew left me marrooned on a desert island."
"But I had no fear."
"I lay down on the sand to wait to be rescued."
"As lay there I looked up and a seagull flew over and pooped right in me eye."
The bartender said "That's ridiculous, no one loses an eye from bird muck."
The pirate finished his ale in one gulp, and grimaced.
"T'was the first day with the hook."
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