According to the theory, the wider the smile is, the more frequent the intercourse.
To put his theory into practice, he invites some of his patients into the practice.
He goes up to the first one, asks him a few questions and, seeing the smile, asks:
- You're together once a week, aren't you?
- Yes, doctor!
He goes to the second one, the grin is wider, so he says:
- You and your wife are together every two days?
- Yes. It's amazing how you figured that out!
The doctor goes over to the guy at the end of the row with his mouth up to his ears.
- Wow, you guys have sex every day?
- No, doctor.
- Every two days?
- No.
- Monthly?
- No.
- Every year?
- Yes, one night a year.
- Then why are you grinning like that?
- Because tonight is the NIGHT!
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