The soldier guards a military hangar with rifle in hands when a man walks up to him and says:
-Hey pal, can I buy your rifle?
-Of course not! There are fighter jets stored in here, what am I gonna if something happens and I dont have a gun?
-Dont worry, you could just take a stick and pretend like youre shooting, no one is even gonna notice a thing!
After some hesitation, the soldier agrees to sell his weapon for some cash
A week after, the war unexpectedly breaks out. There are gunshots everywhere, deafening explosions fill the air, and amidst that ruckus the soldier picks up a stick and runs to the frontlines
"Bang, bang" - goes the soldier, and he is relieved as he sees that no one noticed.
Suddenly,the hangar doors open, and a lonely pilot runs out
"Whooooooosh!" - goes the pilot
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