A monastery had a rule: No talking whatsoever.

Once a year, there was an exception to the rule. One monk would get chosen to get up and speak.

The first year, Brother Matthew stood up. Naturally, the hall was silent. He stared at his audience for a minute. Then he spoke. "Hot this year, wasn't it?"

With that, he concluded his speech and sat down.

The next year, Brother Simon stood up. Gazing at his solemn, silent audience, he said "Cold this year, no?" The assembled monks nodded silently, and he sat down.

The following year, Brother Luke stood up. He looked annoyed, and spoke:

"Would you two just stop arguing all the bloody time!!!"

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