A man knocked on Mrs Smith's door.

"I'm afraid there's been a terrible accident at the brewery," he said. "Your husband fell into a giant vat of beer and drowned."

Mrs Smith started crying. "Oh poor thing, he had no chance!"

"I don't know about that," the man replied. "He got out three times to use the toilet."

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