Two virgin dwarves decide to go to a local brothel.
They arrive at the brothel, organise payment and are allocated a girl and a room each.
The first dwarf, lying on the bed next to the prostitute, starts to feel really self-conscious and nervous and can't get an erection however hard he tries.
This isn't helped at all by hearing his friend through the thin adjoining wall shouting,
"One, Two, Three, Hup!. One, Two, Three, Hup! One, Two, Three, Hup!".
Fifteen minutes later, the friends meet on the pavement outside the brothel. The first dwarf says,
"That was a terrible experience. Ten minutes lying next to a woman and I was too nervous to get an erection."
The second dwarf says,
"That's not so bad. I spent ten minutes trying to get up onto the bed."
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