At the pearly gates they ask St. Peter if they can get married in heaven. St. Peter looks at the couple thoughtfully and replies,
“Yes, but it might take some time”
Three months later St. Peter comes back to the couple with a priest who soon marries them. A few thousand years pass and the couple decides the marriage simply isn’t working out. So again, they go to St. Peter to see if they can get a divorce. Upon hearing this St. Peter angrily pulls out his beard and throws his clipboard at them.
When asked why he was so angry, he shouted back at them,
“It took me three bloody months for me to find a priest in here. Have you got any idea how long it’ll take me to find a lawyer?”
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