Cop approaches the drivers door. "Is there a problem, Officer?"
Cop says, "Ma'am, you were speeding. Can I see your license please?"
The woman responds, "I'd give it to you but I don't have one." "You don't have one?"
and she responds, "I lost it four times for drink driving."
Cop is shocked. "I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?" "I'm sorry, I can't do that." cop asks, "Why not?" "I stole this car."
Cop says, "Stole it?"
And she says, "Yes, and I killed the owner."
At this point the officer is getting irate. "You what?"
"he is in the trunk if you want to see."
Cop looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes, five police cars show up, surrounding the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half-drawn gun.
The senior officer says, "Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!"
The blonde steps out of his vehicle. "Is there a problem, sir?" "One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner." "Murdered the owner?" She asks.
The officer responds, "Yes, could you please open the boot of your car please?"
Woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but spare tire and tools.
The officer says, "Is this your car Ma'am?"
and she answers, "Yes" and hands over the registration papers. The officer, understandably, is quite stunned. "One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving licence."
Then woman digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the licence. He looks quite puzzled. "Thank you, Ma'am. One of my officers told me you didn't have a licence, stole this car, and murdered the owner."
Woman then replies, "I bet you the lying bastard told you this was a repost, too!"
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