He asks the bartender on how he could win. The bartender replies, “Well I got a horse out back - if you can make the horse laugh you win the money.”
The man goes out back and not even 5 minutes later he had the horse dying of laughter. The bartender, being very confused, lived up to his promise and gave the man the money.
The man comes back the next day and sees the sign again and inquires. “Ok, this time you need to make the horse cry!”, says the bartender.
Sure enough the horse ends up crying like a little baby. The bartender couldn’t believe what he was seeing but paid the man again.
On the third day the man came back for some more easy money and the bartender says, “Look I’m impressed that you were able to make the horse laugh and cry so before I give you another bet, what the hell did you do?”
The man smirked and said, “Well the first time I told the horse my cock was bigger than his and the second time I showed him.”
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