A father and son go fishing.
They push off their boat and settle in when Dad pulls out a beer, cracks it, and takes a long hard gulp.
"Can I try some?" Asks the son.
"Well, I'm not sure," Dad retorts with a giggle, "Can your Dick touch your asshole?"
The son looks puzzled for a second and says "No, I don't think so"
"Well, you're not old enough then." The dad says, before he pulls out a joint and starts blazing it.
The son asks, "Well, can I try some of that?"
Dad says "Well, I'm not sure, can your dick touch your asshole?"
The son says "No, no I don't think so."
"Well, you're still not old enough!" laughs Dad.
The son brushed off his humility and pulled a bag of cookies from his pocket, slipping one out and crunching it slowly and quietly. Dad's stomach grumbles as he looks at his son, and asks, "Say, you got some cookies there? How bout sliding one my way buddy?"
The son smiled. "Well, can your dick touch your asshole?"
Dad Laughed, "Well of course it can son, how d'ya think it made you?"
The son smiled back, cookies in his teeth, and replied: "Then go fuck yourself."
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