A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were flapping in the breeze. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found three roses carefully placed beside her on the bed.
Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself."
"The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time ago."
"And what about the third rose?" she asked.
"Oh, that rose is from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears."
EDIT: Thanks for all the upvotes!!
I had a huge number of messages claiming labia size is not connected to sexual activity, good news for y'all: You are right!!
But for the record this is only a joke, I never said I was a doctor and this is not a scientific magazine. In jokes people can have wishes from the lamp's genie and other incredible stuffs, so can you just not imagine the woman wanted them a little less bigger just for esthetic's reasons so she can feel confident, the same way people change theirs hairs cut, make tattoos and have breast implants? Take it easy my friends!
Happy and funny new year!!
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