Donald Trump asks Emmanuel Macron how he's able to make such great decisions all the time.
Macron says "I make sure to communicate with intelligent people and ask their advice."
Trump: "Well how do you know they're smart?"
Macron: "I ask them riddles. Observe."
He calls up Justin Trudeau. "Bonjour, Justin. If your parents have a child and it's not your brother or your sister, who is it?"
Trudeau: "It's me, of course."
Macron: "You see?"
Trump is really impressed and goes home to the White House. He calls up Jared Kushner and says "Hey Jared, if your parents have a kid, and it's not your brother or your sister, who is it?"
Jared: "Mr. President, let me get back to you on that."
He opens an investigation, spends millions of dollars of taxpayer money to no avail. A week passes and he happens to mention this to Jeff Sessions during a briefing, who rolls his eyes. "It's me of course."
Jared calls the president immediately. "Mr. President, I have your answer. It's Jeff Sessions."
Trump: "Haw haw, no, you idiot, it's Justin Trudeau!"
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