Three men are lost whilst navigating the Amazon rainforest. They are eventually trapped by a tribe of cannibals, when one of them manages to barter a deal with the chief.
The chief decides that if each man can complete a set of three tasks he sets, the tribe will show them the way back to the nearest town. However failing the tasks will result in them staying for dinner time.
The first task is to go out into the rainforest and collect 10 of the same pieces of fruit. Each man sets about the task, off into a different direction.
The first returns with 10 apples, the chief says the next task is to insert each piece of fruit into his ass without any emotion displaying on his face.
He gets to 6 apples before he winces, and is killed to be eaten.
The second returns with 10 berries, again the chief sets out the same second task. The man gets to 9 berries before he bursts out laughing, again he is killed to be eaten.
In heaven, the first and second man meet, the first man asks, “Why would you burst out laughing?! You were so close to completing the task!”
The second replies, “I couldn’t help it, I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples.”
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