Thursday, April 18, 2019

My wife gave birth today....

My wife gave birth today and after thanking the doctor, I pulled him aside and sheepishly asked, "How soon do you think we'll be able to have sex?"

He winked at me and said "I'm off duty in ten minutes - meet me in the parking lot."

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