A hunter was hunting ducks up in Maine. He had successfully bagged 3 beautiful ducks, threw them in his canoe, and started paddling down the river. When he got back to his campsite, a game warden was there waiting for him.
Warden: "Well it seems like you got lucky today. Why don't you hand over one of them ducks so I can make sure it's legal."
The hunter hands him a duck. The warden then sticks his finger up the duck's ass, and licks his finger. "This here's a Vermont duck. You got your Vermont license mister?"
Hunter: "Why yes sir I do, here ya go."
Warden: "Hand me another one of them ducks."
The warden proceeds to stick his finger up the ass of the second duck and licks his finger. "This here's a New Hampshire duck. You got your New Hampshire license mister?"
Hunter: Feeling even more puzzled, "... Uhh yeah here you go."
The warden then asks for the 3rd duck and sticks his finger up that duck's ass and licks his finger. "This here is a Maine duck. You got your Maine license?"
Hunter: "Yes sir here ya go."
Warden: "Well it looks like everything is all set. But ya know, I've never met anyone who had licenses for all the different ducks round these parts. Where are you from boy?"
The hunter drops his pants and bends over in front of the Warden, "You're so fucking good at it, why don't you tell me?"
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