[Full of errors I'm sure. On to the brilliant joke.]
A polish farmeris tilling his field. It's another beautiful spring day when suddenly his plough hits something. Upon inspection he sees that it's some sort of golden lamp. He dusts it off and a genie comes out of it and says to the humble polish farmer "Thank you for awakening me. I had been trapped for over a thousand years and as a reward I shall give you three wishes".
The farmer of course is shocked by this and asks the genie to prove what he claims. With the snap of a finger from the genie, all of the farmers fields are ploughed and planted and with another snap it's back to normal. The polish farmer is very excited and thinks of all the wonderful things this genie could do to improve his life and the lives of his people. After thinking for a few days the farmer tells the genie "I finally know what my wishes shall be."
"Great!" Says the genie.
"First, I wish china to invade Poland!", exclaims the farmer.
Perplexed, the genie asks, "But this is Poland, is it not?"
"Yes", replies the farmer, "And I wish that China would invade."
"...Okay."
The genie snaps his finger. Days later sirens are heard all over the country and planes black out the sky as they carpet bomb the country. Refugees are pouring through the country roads looking for food and shelter and a place to burry their dead children and loved ones. The polish farmer is smiling ear to ear and snickering as he helps these poor people any way he can.
"Well, what is your second wish?"
"I wish Poland to be invaded by china!" Shouts the farmer through his laughter.
"That wish has already happened, what is your second wish?" Said the genie, slightly annoyed.
"That is my second wish." Laughed the farmer
"Very well, your wish is my command." And the genie snaps his fingers. Again, a few days later, the sirens that still stand are heard throughout the country. Chinese soldiers and war machines quickly and surgically sweep through the country, burning and destroying the rest of the metropolitan areas. Again, though fewer, refugees clog the country roads looking for food and shelter. This time the polish farmer is crying from laughter and helps these people any way he can.
The genie reappears, though visibly worried by this farmer. Anxious to be done with this man, he says "What be your third wish?
Laughing the farmer says "I wish China to invade Poland!"
"I mean I always heard you people up north were a little nuts but this is insane. Why not rebuild the damage done? Or wealth for your country to rebuild or food for the starving people?"
"No, I wish China to invade Poland!"
"As you have said, so shall it be done." And the genie snaps his fingers.
Days later, the last siren near the man's farm is warning what few people left of the invasion. The Chinese forces come by plane, boat, and armored vehicles destroying what little left there is and even burning the farmers fields before they leave.
The farmer is rolling on the ground, laughing uncontrollably, hardly able to breathe. The genie can't figure out why this man wanted such terror brought upon his own people so he asks the farmer "Sir, our contract has expired and I am returning home, but first, I have to asks, why do you hate Poland so much?"
The man stops laughing and his face becomes very serious as he barks, "How dare you?! I love Poland more than my own family and life itself. I love my country more than any other person to have existed!"
Confused the genie asks "Then why did you wish for China to invade Poland three times?"
The farmers face lights up and his uncontrollable laughter resumes. Between gasps he tells the genie "Because, they had to go through Russia first!"
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