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Fourscore and seven years ago, some guy with big ears and a funny name said, "Go Vote!"
That little girl was me.
And around here we support Joe ""HUSSEIN"" Biden and Kamala ""ALSO HUSSEIN"" Harris.
Official Joe Biden menu for tonight. If you'd like to place an order, here's the menu:
-Oops sorry only one item: Hamburger with double mustard.
BY THE WAY, UHHHHH LET ME BE CLEAR
-No shoes? No shirt? No tan suit???
NO SERVICE! GET OUTTA HERE JACK!
Things Joe Biden has sworn to do:
-Ascend to the heavens and destroy God
-Blot out the Sun
-Swarm of locusts on every corporation subsidized by taxpayers
-Conscript every able-bodied adult to fight the War on Christmas ❎🎄
-Mandate American flag hijabs
IS THIS THE WORLD YOU PEOPLE WANT
⛈️ CRASH OF THUNDER ⛈️
⚡ STRIKE OF LIGHTNING ⚡
ONE LAST TIME WHY THUNDER-DOOM, WHEN YOU CAAAAN
⚡⚡⚡ THUNDERDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME ⚡⚡⚡
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