Wednesday, January 30, 2019

A cucumber, a pickle, and a penis were sitting around talking about how much they hate their lives... [NSFW]

The cucumber said, "man my life sucks the most, whenever i get big, fat, and juicy someone chops me up and throws me in a salad. The pickle speaks up, "man you dont know shit, when i get big, fat, and juicy someone sticks me in vinegar, covers me in spices, and closes me in a jar. The penis has had enough, "guys, whenever i get big, fat, and juicy they put a rubber tarp over my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until i throw up and pass out.

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