A boy goes camping with his grandpa and asks for a sip of his beer

The grandpa asks the boy, “does your dick touch your asshole?” The boy responds, “no” So grandpa says “Then you cant have any beer”

The next night they’re sitting around the campfire and the grandpa lights up a cigar and the boy asks his grandpa if he can try it.

The grandpa asks the boy, “does your dick touch your asshole?” The boy responds, “no” So grandpa says “Then you cant try my cigar”

So they get back home and grandma says she made the boy a plate of cookies, he takes them outside and the grandpa asks if he can have one.

The boy asks his grandpa, “does your dick touch your asshole?” The grandpa replies, “it sure does!” So the boy says, “good, go fuck yourself!”

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