A very fit, attractive man is jogging along the beach one morning...

...and he comes across a old, handicapped woman in a wheelchair, sobbing.

The man stops, and with concern in his voice, politely asks the woman what’s the matter.

She waves him off, but he insists. He wants to help.

“Well, it’s just that I’m an old woman in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs, and I’ve never been KISSED before.”

“Well, I can help with that!” replies the handsome man.

In one motion, he scoops the old woman out of her chair, dips her in a romantic way, and gives her a long, passionate kiss. Her tears of sadness turned to tears of joy as he set her back in her chair. She thanked him over and over again, and finally he continued along his beachside run, feeling great about the good deed he had just performed. “I won’t live much longer,” she said, “but I’ll die a happy woman.”

A few weeks later, the same good looking dude is running along the same stretch of beach and he comes across the same old woman in the wheelchair. She’s sobbing again, and when she sees the same handsome man, she gets instantly embarrassed and shy.

But he’s persistent and wants to know what is wrong.

She wipes her tears back, and says “well, it’s just that I’m an old woman in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs and I’ve never been FUCKED before. “

“Well, I can help with that!” replies the handsome man.

In one motion, he scoops the old woman out of her chair, dips her in a romantic way, carries her out to the end of a pier, throws her into the ocean and yells “now you’re fucked!”

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