The priest says: if you want to go to heaven then stand up.
Naturally everybody stood up
The priest then continues: of course you would all stand up, it is natural for you to want to go to heaven, but you do not know how to get there. You may now be seated
Everyone sits down and the priest then asks: Now please stand up if you would want to go to hell.
Nobody stands up apart from one man at the back
And the priest asks him: why are you standing? Do you want to go to hell?
The man replies: No, not really, but you looked so lonely standing up there by yourself father.
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