Three wives were talking to each other about their husbands and comparing them to drinks.

The first said, "My husband is like 7-Up. Because he's got 7 inches, and it's always up."

The second said, "Well my husband is like Mountain Dew. Because when he gets home from work, he likes to 'mount and do' me."

The third says, "My husband is like Jack Daniels."

The first responds, "Girl, that's a hard liquor."

And she responds, "Yeup, that's my Leroy!"

My dad told it to me over the weekend, so credit to him. Don't know where it originated from.

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