Friday, November 11, 2022

The Redneck Honeymoon

A guy redneck and a girl redneck just got married. It's the night of the honeymoon and the guy's parents come home to find their son sitting there on the couch.

"Son, what are you doing here? Tonight's your honeymoon, you should be with your bride."

The son looks up forlornly, with tears in his eyes. "Well dad, I found out she's a virgin!"

The father shrugs and says "so?"

"C'mon dad, if she ain't good enough for her own family, she damn sure ain't good enough for ours!"

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