A 70 year old man goes to confession and says "Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I had sex with two beautiful, 20 year old women who are not my wife".

The Priest says "I see. How long has it been since your last confession?"

The man says "I've never been to confession, I'm Jewish".

"You're Jewish?" the priest asks, puzzled. "Why are you telling me?"

"I'm telling everyone!"

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