After exhausting all other options, the husband and wife agree that she will go out and turn tricks to make ends meet. The next day, she gussies herself up by putting on her best wig, her reddest lipstick, and her lowest-cut dress. Then out the door she goes around 4 pm.
When midnight rolls around and she’s not back, her husband starts to worry. She’s in her eighties, after all.
One o’clock comes and goes, as does two o’clock. He’s just about at his wits’ end when she comes in through the front door a little after three.
Her wig is askew, her lipstick is smeared across her face, her stockings are ripped—she’s a mess.
“Honey! You all right?” he asks.
“I’m fine. And look, I made us some money.” She hands over a wad of cash which he promptly counts.
“$76.10?” he asks. “Who gave you 10-cents?”
“They all did.”
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