On one such Sunday he is taking confession and is hearing the usual stuff from the nuns, taking the Lord's be name in vain, thinking impure thoughts, etc. All is going as expected until Sister Roberta walks in. She says, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned." The Monsignor says, "Unburden yourself." and she replies, "That's sort of the problem. You see Father, I enjoy doing the gardening around here and I do most of it in the early morning or late evening... in the nude."
The Monsignor calmly says to her, "I think you understand why you shouldn't be doing this. You could be seen by a man or a child. What kind of example are you setting for the parish?" She replies, "I know Father, and I am trying to stop, but I just really enjoy it." He tells her, "Say ten Hail Mary's and don't do it again."
The next Sunday comes along and in walks Sister Roberta to the confessional. She says to the Monsignor, "Forgive me Father, I did it again." A little miffed now, the Monsignor replies, "Clearly you did not learn your lesson last time, say 20 Hail Mary's and I do not want to see you back here next week."
The next week, Sister Roberta says again, "Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I am really trying but I find myself going out again and again." The Monsignor says, "Let's get to the root of this problem. Why do you think you keep gardening without your dress?" Sister Roberta replies, "Well Father, it's a habit."
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