The first old man says that every morning he's awake at 5 am and has to stand in front of the toilet for an hour just to urinate.
The second old man says that's nothing compared to how constipated his medication makes him. And he has to sit on the toilet for at least an hour every morning.
Then the third old man says that, that's nothing. And every morning around 8 am he has a big poop and a big pee. The other two old men say that, that doesn't sound bad at all. Then question why he thinks it is.
Then the third old man blushes and said "It's because I don't wake up till 11 am...."
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