He decided to buy a parrot to spy on his wife. He went to the pet store and the salesman said a Parrot costs $200.00. The man only had $50.00 so he asked if there was any other other parrots. The salesman said, “We have one parrot we can sell you but he doesn’t have any legs”. Astounded the man asked “How does he stand on the perch”? The salesman replied, “He just wraps his dick around it and holds himself up”. The man decides to buy the parrot and takes it home, and tells it, “I want you to report everything that happens here back to me”. The man goes to work and when he comes home he finds the Parrot all curled up in the bottom of the cage. “What happened”, shouts the man? The parrot replies, “I got a hard-on”.
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