A man and a woman are having a conversation.

Woman: "I got divorced recently."

Man: "Oh, how come?"

Woman: "Well, would you live with a person that is messy, lazy an alcoholic, smokes, doesn't help with chores and is overall a total asshole?"

Man: "Of course not!"

Woman: "Well, my husband couldn't either..."

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