A man comes home from work to discover that there is a gorilla in the tree in his backyard. Never having seen this before, he calls a friend to ask for advice. “Don’t worry about it,” his friend says. “I’ve got a guy who can take care of it for you. I’ll send him right over.
Fifteen minutes later, his doorbell rings. When he answers the door, he finds a guys standing there holding a long stick, a chihuahua, a pair of handcuffs, and a gun. “Are you the guy with a gorilla problem?” The confused man simply nods. “Show me.”
The homeowner takes him around back and points out the gorilla. The gorilla guy hands over everything he is holding, except for the long stick, and explains the plan. “I’m gonna climb the tree to get close to the gorilla. Then I’m gonna poke him with this stick until he falls out of the tree. When he does, the chihuahua is trained to attack private parts, and when that happens the gorilla will use his hands to cover his crotch. At that point, you can slap on the handcuffs, and we will have him!”
Very confused and stunned, the homeowner asks him to repeat the plan.
“I climb the tree and poke the gorilla with a stick. He falls out of the tree. The chihuahua attacks his privates, and he covers up, using his hands. You put on the handcuffs, and we’ve got him. Do you understand?”
Still shocked, but deciding to go along, he mumbles a quiet “Yes.”
But as the gorilla hunter starts to climb the tree, the man stops him. “Hey, wait a minute. What’s the gun for?”
“Oh, yeah. If I fall out of the tree first, shoot the chihuahua.”
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