When Jesus Christ was a very young boy of 8 or 9 years, he did all the things other boys of his age did. He played with his toys and ran with his friends. But like most little boys that age, he really wanted a puppy. He begged Joseph to let him have one but Joseph said he wasn't ready for the responsibility.
Well Jesus continued to beg and beg and promise to be responsible. And then one day, Joseph came home with a puppy and Jesus was so happy.
"Now Jesus, this dog is your responsibility.", said Joseph.
"Yes, I know.", said Jesus.
"You need to feed him every day."
"I will."
"You need to brush him every day"
"I will."
"And you need to make sure he gets lots of exercise every day."
"Oh I will."
The very next day Joseph comes home from a long day or carpentry and hears Jesus crying in his room. He sees the boy sitting there holding a leash eyes full of tears and no puppy to be found.
"Jesus, what's wrong? Where is your dog?"
Between heaving sobs, Jesus said "He...he...died."
Joseph was shocked. "Died!? It's only been a day. Did you feed the dog?"
"Y..Y..Yes."
"Did you brush him?"
"Y...Y..yes."
"Did you give him exercise?"
"Y...Y..Yes. That's how he died."
"How did that kill him?"
"I...I..took him on a long walk. And he drowned."
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