... when a bearded stranger wearing bear-skins galloped up in a cloud of dust. He was riding a longhorn bull with a brass ring through his nose.
He jumped off , punched the bull in the head to knock it out, came to the campfire, and emptied a hot pan of beans straight into his mouth then washed it down with a pot of boiling coffee.
He wiped his lips on the back of his hand, slapped the bull awake, threw a leg over as he rose to his feet and exclaimed, “Sorry t’eat an’ run boys, but there’s a tough sonofabitch on my trail!”
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