My 4 year old is a budding comedian, and her new favourite is knock-knock jokes. She keeps asking me for new ones that she can tell to people, but I can't find many good ones that she will understand.
The current go-to's are:
Knock knock -- Who's there? -- Europe! -- Europe who? -- No, you're a poo!
Knock knock -- Who's there? -- I smell mop -- I smell mop who? -- Ewwwww, you smell your poo?!
Knock knock -- Who's there? -- Interrupting cow -- Interrupting c -- MOO!!
Knock knock -- Who's there? -- Atch -- Atch who? -- Bless you!
Knock knock -- Who's there? -- Boo -- Boo who? -- You don't have to cry, it's just a joke!
When I say she's obsessed... It's an understatement. She will ask them over and over until they are perfected, and then she wants to video call everyone she knows to tell it to them. So - if you have some good ones that kids would understand, let me know! She will be very thankful.
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