The passengers are sure they are going to die. Some are praying, others are frantically writing their last will and testament, others are screaming.
Suddenly, a woman in first class tears off her seatbelt, stands up and exclaims loudly: "I refuse to go to my death strapped in this seat like some sort of animal! I'm a WOMAN, damn it, a WOMAN! Is there anyone here MAN enough to make me feel like a WOMAN before I die?"
A man in tourist class stands up. A hunk! He has the face of a Greek god and the body of a Roman centurion. Even through his clothes the woman can see his bulging muscles and his huge manhood.
Slowly, seductively, the man walks up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt as he strides, catlike, to where the woman is standing. As he reaches her seat, he takes off his shirt entirely in a magnificent gesture.
Leaning over her, his hot breath fanning her face, he says: "I can make you feel like a woman before you die! Are you game?"
The woman's heart is beating madly. She feels faint. She can hardly muster enough spit to talk. All she can do is nod her head, weakly: "Yes! YES! YES!!!".
The man hands her his shirt. "Here, iron this."
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