During a recent performance of Beethoven's 9th symphony, the two bass violin players become bored because there is a long period where they have nothing to do. One invites the other to go across the alley to a bar. One drink leads to another. Finally one says they need to get back, but the other says: "I've anticipated this, so I took a shoelace and fastened the back of the musical score together, so the conductor will have no choice but to call an intermission when he gets to the part where we have to play". Finally they stagger back. Meanwhile, an astute couple in the audience notices that the conductor appears extremely nervous. One of them says "well, it's understandable. It's the bottom of the 9th, the score is tied and the bassists are loaded"
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