He approaches the first bunk
Major: Why are you here Soldier?
Soldier: Syphilis Sir!
Major: How are they treating it Soldier?
Soldier: 5 minutes a day with a wire brush Sir!
Major: What is your ambition Soldier?
Soldier: To get back to the front lines Sir!
Major: Good answer! Carry on!
The Major then walks to the next bunk
Major: Why are you here Soldier?
Soldier: Hemorrhoids Sir!
Major: How are they treating it Soldier?
Soldier: 5 minutes a day with a wire brush Sir!
Major: What is your ambition Soldier?
Soldier: To get back to the front lines Sir!
Major: Good Answer! Carry on!
The major then approaches the next bunk
Major: Why are you here Soldier?
Soldier: Gum Disease Sir!
Major: How are they treating it Soldier?
Soldier: 5 minutes a day with a wire brush Sir!
Major: What is your ambition Soldier?
Soldier: To get that fucking brush before the other guys Sir!
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