The teacher asked the class to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
Little Molly put up her hand and said, "My father went to my grandad's farm and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate, not fascinating."
Little Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated."
The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate."
Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher was hesitant to call on him because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could defile the word "fascinate", so she called on him.
Little Johnny said, "My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with 10 buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight."
Gradually, the teacher began to hate Little Johnny...
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