Friday, March 13, 2020

Johnny's little secret

One day Johnny's mom walks in on him while he was making out with his girlfriend.

Johnny was embarrassed and didn't want his family to find out he had his first girlfriend.

But his mom smiled and said, "don't worry Johnny I won't tell your father this will be our little secret."

The next day Johnny sat down to breakfast with the family with his father noticed a hickey on his neck and said "Son where'd that hickey on your neck come from

Johnny answered, "That is me and mom's little secret."

The rest of the breakfast was very quiet.

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