I Get Paid To Do Nothing

(This gets into stocks but here is some background knowledge)

So I’ve become a forgotten employee at my job thank god. I read all these stories of ppl whose departments get fired and some ppl working remote get lost in the company system...and they get paid to basically do nothing

Well, I’m working in construction management and this job site I’m doing is an absolute disaster. So the company has put me in a shack on the construction site to oversee what is going on. This is multiple year project and we just started moving/leveling dirt....I’ve been sitting in this shack for several months basically just scrolling the internet which led me to WSB. Every now and then we have these meetings and I join the call to say no safety issues and work is on schedule. I even got a fat raise for supposedly getting things back on track—(i haven’t done shit. Nobody comes in, nobody calls, occasionally I walk around to see if workers are working. I join the meeting and that’s it. I once missed a meeting once bc I was jacking off in the bathroom)

Anyways, this sub has led me get into trading. I’m getting AMAZING money doing absolutely nothing but I keep losing it doing retarded shit in the market...

I’m thinking that I should just have calls on msft dis, Mcd, and SBUX.... puts everything else....

Somebody give me some damn good advice so my life can be amazinger

God bless

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