...are asked how they would tell a woman on a first date that they need to use the bathroom.
The first one shrugs. "Easy. I just tell her: Sorry, but I gotta go to the toilet." The teacher shakes his head disapprovingly. "No, no, way too blunt."
The second one goes: "Well, everyone has to go sometimes and it's time for me." "Not too bad", the teacher admits, "but still not quiet good."
The third man thinks for a while and then says: "Excuse me, my dear, I just have to go and shake an old friends hand. You will make his acquaintance later tonight."
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