A man, jobless for the longest time, decides to open up a clinic. The sign outside says, “Medical treatments for $10, if you don’t get better I’ll pay you $20”

A real doctor sees the sign and enters, hoping to outsmart the man and make some money off him.

Doctor: Please cure me, I lost my sense of taste! Man: Nurse, fetch the medicine inside Box 22 and give this patient three drops. Doctor: takes the drops But this is gasoline! Man: Congratulations! Your sense of taste is back. That would be $10.

The doctor went out fuming, he was outsmarted by the man! He returned a few days later, hoping to recoup his money.

Doctor: Please cure me, I lost my memory! Man: Nurse, fetch the medicine inside Box 22 and give this patient three drops. Doctor: Hold on, that’s the gasoline you gave me last time! Man: Congratulations! Your memory is back. That would be $10.

Outsmarted yet again, the doctor swore vengeance. He returned to the clinic a week later.

Doctor: Please cure me, I’m losing my vision! Man: Sorry, I don’t have a cure for that. Here’s $20. Doctor: But this is just $10! Man: Congratulations! Your vision is back. That would be $10.

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