I sat my son down and said, “Look son, in life if you act like a pussy then you’ll never get any pussy”

My wife said, “Matthew, how dare you use that language in front of him?”

I said, “Sorry dear, it won’t happen again”

My son said, “I see what you mean Dad.”

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