This happened last night.
On a date with some guy from the internet, haven’t been murdered yet, so everything is good.
We start talking and I realize this guy is the blandest person alive, possibly ever. Absolutely no personality. I asked him 5 questions in a row, and got one sentence answers. No follow up, he didn’t laugh at my jokes, no questions for me, just sat there. The awkward silence was tangible.
Naturally, I want to text my friend to let them know I’m on the struggle bus, so I get out my phone and send the incredibly well thought out and descriptive phrase “terrible rip.”
Only milliseconds later do I realize my mistake. The text went to my date, who’s sitting right next to me. I cringe as he opens the text. I’m forced to face the reality of the situation. I want to handle it like the mature adult that I am. So I say, “yeah, I just don’t think this is going that well,” and promptly leave while dialing an Uber like I’m calling 9-1-1.
Currently cringing in solitude.
TL;DR texted the guy I was on a date with saying the date was terrible instead of my friend. Brb while I cringe myself into oblivion.
Edit: He wasn't a bad guy, it was just a personality mismatch. Obviously I could've handled it better, but I didn't, and now y'all get to laugh at me on the internet.
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