On the lowest branch of a tree, there is a caterpillar looking at a bud. Hungrily, it says: "I'll be damned if don't eat this bud. But I'll wait until it has bloomed so that I can go and fill my belly !!" and then it waits patiently for the bud to bloom.

Higher on that tree, a sparrow is looking at the caterpillar and says: "I'll be damned if don't eat this caterpillar. But I'll wait until it has eaten the bud so that I can go and fill my belly!! " and then it waits patiently for the caterpillar to eat the bud.

Watching from another branch, a hawk hungrily looks at the sparrow and says: "I'll be damned if don't eat this sparrow. But I will wait until it has eaten the caterpillar so that I can go and fill my belly." and then it waits patiently for the sparrow to eat the caterpillar.

At the base of the tree, a cat is watching all this unfold and hungrily says: " I'll be damned if I don't eat this hawk. But I will wait until the hawk has eaten the sparrow so that I can go and fill my belly." and then waits for the right moment to jump on the hawk.

A few moment pass and the bud starts to bloom. Seeing this, the caterpillar goes and rushes for the bud, devouring the flower that started to bloom.

Not wanting to miss his chance, the sparrow dives and goes for the caterpillar, eating it whole. With piercing eyes, the hawk reacts fast and swoops down on the sparrow, killing it with a swift strike. Having been preparing for a deadly attack on the hawk, the cat leaps on the branch and attempts to maul its prey.

The total weight of the animals making the branch more frail, it breaks and the cat falls into a puddle of water.

Moral of the story: the longer the build-up, the wetter the pussy.

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