There was a pilot who offered airplane rides for $20 (it's one of the old prop planes). The elderly man would ask his wife if they could go on the plane and every year she would say, "Twenty bucks is twenty bucks, we don't have that kind of money to spare."
This year at the fair, the pilot overheard this and said, "I'll let you both fly for free, but only if you don't scream, talk, or make any noises.”
The wife and husband agree and hop into the plane.
They take off and the pilot is listening...not a peep. He begins to do some twists and steep turns...still not a word. Finally he does an aerial flip, but even that didn't make them gasp.
The pilot decides to give up and brings the plane down to land.
He yells back at the husband as he was taxiing, “I pulled every trick in the book, but I guess you both have nerves of steel. What did you think about the flight?"
The husband replies, "Well, it was certainly what I imagined it would be like although I wanted to scream when my wife fell out of the plane but you know...twenty bucks is twenty bucks."
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